officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

gat out of hell comes out a week before my birthday B))))

kakumei:

fiftyshadesofgreywarden:

thegethwarden:

what the fuck is saints row???

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it’s simply irresistible.

breakingugly:

bearsatan:

vinebox:

Miguèl Phelps never loses

is this free

I am a swimmer and I can confirm that this is how you win a race